Kinky Kinky Christmas Lyrics

It's the time of year

To load up FetLife and buy new gear

To heat the candle wax and gape your rear

To buy nipple clamps and befriend a queer

To be incestuous when loved ones are near

It's Christmas!

So put your leather mask on

Chrissy, Chrissy, Christmas

Get gagged with a used tampon

Sissy, sissy, Christmas

Put your panties on and get in position

It's never an imposition

On Christmas!

Kinky, kinky, Christmas

It's still that time of year

To eat cream pies straight from the rear

To grease up your fist and be a puppeteer

To do what you're told or red welts will appear

To pee on someone or squat on a mirror!

It's Christmas, so put your love mask on Christy, Christy, Christmas

Get gagged with a used tampon Sissy, sissy, Christmas

Put your panties on and get in position It's never an imposition

On Christmas Kinky, kinky, Christmas

It's still that time of year To eat cream pies straight from the rear

To grease up your fist and be a puppeteer To do what you're told or red welts will appear

To be on someone or squat on a mirror It's the kinky Christmas season again

To dust off your robes and polish your chains To wear a gas mask and inhale me faint

To get swaddled entirely in clear cellophane To rim around the rosebud, eat the gravy train

It's Christmas, so put your leather mask on Christy, Christy, Christmas

Get gagged with a used tampon Sissy, sissy, Christmas

It's the kinky Christmas season again To dust off your robes and polish your chains

To wear a gas mask and inhale me faint To get swaddled entirely in clear cellophane

To rim around the rosebud, eat the gravy train

It's the time of year To get ridden like a freight train

By several guys from Reddit, your first daisy chain

Invite a stranger to the bedroom and give them free reign

To put something inside of you, perhaps a candy cane

It's Christmas, so put your leather mask on Christy, Christy, Christmas

Get gagged with a used tampon Sissy, sissy, Christmas

Kinky, kinky Christmas