The First Night Lyrics

There's snow in the air, ON THIS holiday night

There's peace AND GOODWILL in every prayer that we cite

Sitting in church and thank-ing the lord

For the life we were given... and all the sins he's ignored!

We learn about Jesus and the three wise men

Following their faith and the Star of Bethlehem

To the dear baby Jesus, who was born in a manger

He was an immigrant child… and his life WAS IN DANGER!

You better run baby Jesus!

They're coming for you!

You may be the prince of peace…

But, you're a fucking immigrant too!

You better run baby Jesus!

They're all coming for you!

You may be the son of God,

But you're real dad's... a fucking immigrant too!

You're all fucking immigrant's too!

There was hate in the air on that Bethlehem night

The three wise men, they were looking for a fight

They approached the baby Jesus, each one with a sword

Joseph and Mary ran away... and sleeping Jesus just snored…

His eyes snapped wide open, nunchucks in his hand

They took one look at Jesus, and knew that they were damned!

A backflip, and a roundhouse-kick, Jesus broke each man's nose

Finished it, with a broken neck, a quick death he bestows!

You better run from baby Jesus!

He's coming for you!

He may be the prince of peace…

But, he's a fucking ninja too!

You better run from baby Jesus!

He's coming for you!

He may be the son of God,

But he's got a blackbelt too!

And there's nothing that can stop him from coming for you!

There was blood on the ground, on that holiday night

That Little baby Lord Jesus just won his first fight!

Covered in blood, he was thank-ing the lord

He sharpened his claws, threw his head back and he roared!

"I'm the baby Jesus!

I'm coming for you!

I may be the prince of peace…

But, I will fucking kill you all tool!

I'm the baby Jesus!

And I'm coming for you!

I may be the son of God,

I'm a stone, cold, Hebrew too!"

("And I'm fucking coming for you!")