Please Hold ft. BrooksOfYork Lyrics

How many hours is it gonna take

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more

Payday

Money's almost all out

Student debt man

Let all of my dogs out

Arti dub's back on hold now

Life is like a poker game

And bitch, I'm about to fold out

Talking to a robot, trying to pay a bill

And the balance is a whole lot

Finally got a human

And I'm zooming through the call

'Cause I'm ready for the fallout

When you charge my card

The money came out instantly

But now I need a refund

Suddenly, it needs an extra week

I just don't understand

This magical economy

I need a little help

But it seems like it's just all on me

How many hours is it gonna take

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more

Hi

Is there a fucking number for a person?

I've been pretty patient while the robot gives a sermon

And even though I'm quite determined

Is this shit Mickey Mouse?

Is there a man behind the curtain?

God damn

I'm just trying to pay my bills, kid

So let's get at it while I'm still in

I've been on the phone so long

That I might doze off

And wake up with a beard

Rumpelstiltskin

Late notice in the mail

on deck

Automatic bill pay? Go ahead

But the constant error message

'Cause your website is a wreckage

Means I'll never get the satisfaction or success

Instead

Call me a month later with an attitude

They get mad at me when I get mad at you

Send me to collections

Could've given me eight seconds

Rattle off my information that you already knew

Fuck you!

How many hours is it gonna take

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take (I wish I was fine)

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more

How many hours is it gonna take (I wish I would die)

To get a fucking human on the phone?

I don't wanna wait no more

I don't wanna wait no more