Bitch Ass Santa ft. BrooksOfYork Lyrics

I must be wilin'

I must be in a dream

It's still October

And yet there's red and green

In every aisle

In every window scene

This bitch-ass Santa

Just stole my Halloween

I'll be pulling down tinsel and snow

Bring me jack-o-lanterns, spiders, and ghosts

Find me waiting at the chimney with bones

Broken skeletons and a heart of coal

I must be wilin'

I must be in a dream

It's still October

And yet there's red and green

In every aisle

In every window scene

This bitch-ass Santa

Just stole my Halloween

I'm in line and I'm tryin' to buy candy

Can't see the things that the season's demandin'

There should be no reason I'm seein' St. Nicholas next to a pumpkin

That shits so ridiculous

Grinding my teeth

As I try to remember

When Christmas was Christmas and not September

Why are the traffic lights covered in holly?

Why does my coffee say "I'm feelin' jolly"?

My neighbors are watching the "Home Alone" sequel

House is lit up like a Catholic cathedral

Dressed at their party as Evel Knievel

Drinkin' their eggnog and praying it's lethal

I wanted a season with skeletons twerkin'

Goblins and demons in parking lots jerkin'

Gimmie the spooky and save all the merry

Before I give Santa a taste of the scary

I must be wilin'

I must be in a dream

It's still October

And yet there's red and green

In every aisle

In every window scene

This bitch-ass Santa

Just stole my Halloween

(Laughs)

That's right, St. Dick

You've been oversteppin' your boundaries for a long time

You better stay in December where you belong

'cause if I catch you in October again

It's on sight, bitch

I must be wilin'

I must be in a dream

It's still October

And yet there's red and green

In every aisle

In every window scene

This bitch-ass Santa

Just stole my Halloween

I'll be pulling down tinsel and snow

Bring me jack-o-lanterns, spiders, and ghosts

Find me waiting at the chimney with bones

Broken skeletons and a heart of coal