Decorative Soaps ft. BrooksOfYork Lyrics

Fuck these decorative soaps

Fuck these decorative towels

I'm about to use them all up

I'm about to wear them all down

You tell me "It's your house"

I'm about to burn it all down, down, down, down

Is this a bathroom or a museum?

Can't touch anything I'm seeing

"Those soap ducks are for decoration"

Man fuck that, I'm about to go and free 'em

Is this a hand towel or the Mona Lisa?

"It's from Amazon"

More like Iwo Jima

When I'm done with these seashells

I'll raise hell until you need FEMA

I'll wash the little ducks head off in front of god in the daylight

Let him see who's up next in any order that they like

I'm just a man who needs a towel

Don't give a fuck if it's handcrafted

I'll yeet these swan towels

Don't give a fuck when you learned to wrap it

Fuck these decorative soaps

Fuck these decorative towels

I'm about to use them all up

I'm about to wear them all down

You tell me "It's your house"

I'm about to burn it all down, down, down, down

From the fireplace dripping in mistletoe

To the whole couch we can't sit in because "It's for show"

Is this a window display in a mall,

Or a magazine shoot of a living room?

Show me the fake fruit and the candles

That we can't eat or light

Potpourri in his name

Presents after dinner got me in shambles

I'm stuck in a Macy's showcase for the holidays

Fuck these decorative soaps

Fuck these decorative towels

I'm about to use them all up

I'm about to wear them all down

You tell me "It's your house"

I'm about to burn it all down, down, down, down