Scissors ft. BrooksOfYork & CJ Vickery Lyrics

My wife is being difficult and I'm at my wit's end

I've been working overtime on Christmas like I'm Blitzen

She sees the way I'm struggling to cut this wrapping paper

Sees the way my hand hurts

I swear that shit don't faze her

I'm asking her the same way I've asked my mom since childhood

Pleading out and I'm screaming out

The exact same way a child would

'Cause somehow even in my 30s

own a house and I wake up early

She's hiding things I really need

Damn baby girl why you do me dirty?

Let me use your fabric scissors

Let me cut a little paper up

Because my hands are enormous

But your scissors always feel like a glove

(Like a glove like a glove like a glove like a glove)

Like a glove like a glove like a glove like a glove like a glove

Let me use your fabric scissors

Let me cut a little paper up

Because my hands are enormous

But your scissors always feel like a glove

I've been searching the drawers and the closets

I think that you've lost it

Enough

Under every mattress and the attic

The kitchen

I need something that cuts

Oh when I find it it's going down

Cutting pennies just to show what I've found

Fucking sawing logs with it

Carve a small British king

And burn it while I watch The Crown

Let me use your fabric scissors

Let me cut a little paper up

Because my hands are enormous

But your scissors always feel like a glove

Let me use your fabric scissors

Let me cut a little paper up

Because my hands are enormous

But your scissors always feel like a glove

(Like a glove like a glove like a glove like a glove)

I'll rummage through the drawers

And search in the dark

Should have known I'd wanna use 'em

Use them right from the start

Now our marriage is in jeopardy and falling apart

You can keep your fucking scissors

'Cause you're dulling my heart

I'll rummage through the drawers

And search in the dark

Should have known I'd wanna use 'em

Right from the start

Now our marriage is in jeopardy and falling apart

You can keep your fucking scissors

'Cause you're dulling my heart

Let me use your fabric scissors

Let me cut a little paper up

Because my hands are enormous

But your scissors always feel like a glove

(Like a glove like a glove like a glove like a glove)

Let me use your fabric scissors

Let me cut a little paper up

Because my hands are enormous

But your scissors always feel like a glove

(Like a glove like a glove like a glove like a glove)