Attendaddy Lyrics

It's Tuesday night

You know I'm 'bout

To get high as fuck

Order dinner

Chinese food

And I'm 'bout to grub

I'm hot and ready,

But there's one thing

That I need to do

I'm scrolling Netflix

Tryin' to find something to view

Should I try to start a new show,

Or choose something

I already know?

I was about to give up,

But then I saw his face

David Attendaddy

You're the one I need

So talk to me about the mushrooms

And the hundred-fifty year old trees

I need some tracking shots of jungles, Oceans, and jellyfishes

David Attendaddy

Grant me all my wishes, bae

I know what I need

Tonight, I'm about to watch me

A nature show

Looking at the penguins, they walkin' (Walkin')

Look at the birdies, they flockin' (Flockin')

Pizza delivery knockin' (Knockin')

Listen to Davie, he's talkin' (Yuh)

My dude is British as fuck (Fuck)

Listen to how he says "duck" (Duck)

Old timey British is up (What?)

Old timey British is up (Yuh)

I watch the nature shows often (Facts)

'Bout to watch me a dolphin (Fins)

Watch it 'til I'm in a coffin (RIP)

Hit the blunt, now I am coughin' (Pussy)

You can keep watching "The Office" (Cringe)

Nature, I'll never get off this (Nope)

Rainforest, you cannot top this (Based)

Damn, where the fuck did I cop this?

David Attendaddy

You're the one I need

So talk to me about the mushrooms

And the hundred-fifty year old trees

I need some tracking shots of jungles, Oceans, and jellyfishes

David Attendaddy

Grant me all my wishes, bae

I know what I need

Tonight, I'm about to watch me a Nature show

'Cause you're the only one

Who understands my pain

I love the sound of your voice

Inside the jungle rain

So, please don't make me beg

You got me on my knees

Show me all your wilderness

Before I fall asleep

David Attendaddy

You're the one I need

So talk to me about the mushrooms

And the hundred-fifty year old trees

I need some tracking shots of jungles, Oceans, and jellyfishes

David Attendaddy

Grant me all my wishes, bae

I know what I need

Tonight, I'm about to watch me a nature show

I know what I need

From David Attendaddy

Talk to me about the mushrooms

And the hundred-fifty year old trees