Mentrify Lyrics

A couple weeks ago, um,

I went to my wife, I was like

"Hey, listen. I want you to listen to something."

And I was like, "So there's this artist, Artimus Wolz…"

And she was like,

"Hey, asshole,

I turned you on to him."

I was like, "Oh. Oh, shit, you did."

I just got home and my wife is building little shelves

And I'm offended

'Cause she didn't ask me for my help

I know she says she's independent, And I do agree

Got a degree in engineering,

But she isn't me

I'm 'bout to pull up to her project

Like I'm the foreman

I'm 'bout to ask her every question

Then rate her performance

'Cause I got answers

And a "Y" up in my chromosome

Now hand that power drill on over, Babe, 'cause daddy's home

Let me show you

Do it like I told you

Let me just control you

'Til the job is done…done…done…

(Oooohhh…you)

Watch me mentrify

Watch me mentrify

Let me 'splain it to you, baby

Watch me mentrify (x 3)

Let me do my little dance

I'm 'bout to mentrify

Watchin' her doin' a project

Watchin' her havin' a blast (Okay)

I'm about to go swoop in

And answer a question

That she didn't ask

Hey, babe, you sure that it's level? (What)

Hey, babe, you sure that it's straight? (Okay)

You need me to help out?

Do you want me to grab my Measuring tape? (Nah)

You want me to grab my toolbox,

And show you the way that it's done?

You want me to take over this thing You were doing

That's supposed to be fun?

Hey, babe,

Why are you getting so angry? (Why?)

There's no need

To raise up your voice (Nah)

I'm sorry for being so helpful

It's genetic

I don't have a choice (

Oooohh…)

Let me show you

Do it like I told you

Let me just control you

'Til the job is done…done…done…

(Oooohhh… you)

Watch me mentrify

Watch me mentrify

Let me 'splain it to you, baby

Watch me mentrify (x 3)

Let me do my little dance

I'm 'bout to mentrify

(Yuh, yuh, yuh)

Oh, you thought we were finished

You thought we were done?

You thought that ole Arti

Just made a couple songs

And disappeared?

(Laughter)

How adorable

We're not even close to finished (Oooohhh… you)

We're just getting started, bitches

Watch me mentrify

Watch me mentrify

Let me 'splain it to you, baby

Watch me mentrify (x 3)

Let me do my little dance

I'm about to mentrify

(Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)