Gonegress (The Senator Song) Lyrics

I'm a senator who's seventy-five

I don't know what's keeping me alive

And I make stupid laws

That affect the youth

By spinning little lies

Until they sound like the truth

And I earn so much money

Investing in stocks

While children go to school

(Just to face down a glock)

And I make easy millions

From insider trades

And I'll make another million

From the tax I evade

I don't want to hear

About minimum wage,

Abortion, the climate,

Or how it will change

I don't really understand critical race

I'm making six figures

To lie to your face

I don't know how the internet works

I rolled up to congress

Inside of a hearse

I might need a nap

At the end of this verse

I might need a nap

At the end of this (snores)

I'm ruining the world for all of you

One law at a time

I'm ruining the world for all of you

One law at a time

I don't want to hear

About minimum wage,

Abortion, the climate,

Or how it will change

I don't really understand critical race

I'm making six figures

To lie to your face

I don't know how the internet works

I rolled up to congress

Inside of a hearse

And by the time

You know something is wrong

It won't really matter

'Cause I will be gone

Cross my heart I'm never dying

I hope you like the sound of lying

'Cause I'll keep living

I'll keep writing

I'll make your laws

While the planet is frying

Cross my heart I'm never dying

I hope you like the sound of lying

'Cause I'll keep living

I'll keep writing

I'll make your laws

While the planet is frying now!