Man Cold Lyrics

Woke up with a headache

Think I might just call out

Tell them that my tooth hurts

I think they might all fall out

I've got pain in my side

My tummy won't stop rumbling

If I die in my sleep

Tell my kids that I love them

They say I'm dramatic

I call it premonition

My disease is so rare

It's limited edition

My wife thinks that I'm fine

She says I don't know true pain

She's been pregnant nine months,

But I've been sick for two days

Help me

I think that I'm dying

In the shower crying

For someone to save me

Oh, man cold

I think I need a coffin,

But for now I'm on the sofa

You can call me Nyquil daddy

I'm the king of ibuprofen

And the world just

Thinks I'm whining,

But I'm on my way to heaven

They're laughing at my fever,

Which is ninety-eight point seven

I'm a hero, I'm a saint

If I stand up I might faint

My wife thinks that I'm lame,

But my health is not a game

She'll be sorry, she'll be sad,

She'll be angry, she'll be mad

And she'll have to tell our kids

That their mama killed their dad

Help me

I think that I'm dying

In the shower crying

For someone to save me

Oh, man cold

Man cold

It's not in my head (x 5)

(Help me, I think that I'm dying)

It's not in my head

(In the shower crying)

It's not in my head

(For someone to save me)

It's not in my head

Oh, Man Cold

Man Cold (x 3)