Leave My Tongue (Single) Lyrics

If I'm driving down the highway

And I get into a wreck

Where my arms and legs are broken

And I snap my neck

When the coroner gets there

And pronounces me deceased

Before they harvest my organs

Just make sure of one thing please

They can have my lungs, because I don't need to breathe

They can give my heart away so someone else's can beat

If they wanna take my kidneys, well I'm okay with it

But please leave my tongue so I can still talk shit

Won't you please leave my tongue so I can still talk shit

When my soul leaves my body

Heads up to the Pearly Gates

And I see old St. Peter

And say "Sorry I'm late"

Well I hope he says "come on in,

Your table's right this way

And I hope you brought your appetite

Because we're eating good today"

Well I ain't got no stomach, cause I don't need to eat at all

And I ain't got no intestines, neither the large nor small

And I ain't got no bladder, hope I don't have to piss

But they left my tongue so I can still talk shit

Yeah they left my tongue so I can still talk shit

All I'm saying, is that once I'm dead and gone

Carve up my body to help someone else along

You can give my brain to scientists, to study in the lab

Let my skeleton stand up in some high school science class

You can keep them I don't need them

Because once I am deceased

All I'll need is my tongue

So that I can spill the tea

If I go up to heaven

There's just one thing I can tell

If I can't talk that trash

Then it might as well be hell

They say an angel gets its wings

When a bell goes ding dong doo

But when your ears start ringing

That's me talking about you

They can have my eyes so someone else can see

They can drain every drop of blood out of me

They can have my liver I got good mileage out of it

But please leave my tongue so I can still talk shit

Yeah please leave my tongue so I can still talk shit

Won't you please leave my tongue so I can still talk shit