Cleveland (Single) Lyrics

I've heard tell of a legend

Of a magical faraway place

Where the oceans never venture

The rock and roll capital USA

I'm talkin' about Cleveland honey

Cleveland

The heart of the midwest

Other states and cities may try

But Cleveland is the best

And if it's not obvious by now

I should probably confess

I've never been to Cleveland

I've never been to Cleveland

It's got all the charm of Detroit

And all the culture of Boise

And all the sunshine of Seattle

And the diversity of Milwaukee

I'm talkin' about Cleveland honey

Cleveland

The 216 is best

And if you think I had to google their area code

Well you would be correct

No I didn't know that off hand because

As you might have guessed

I've never been to Cleveland

I've never been to Cleveland

I've never been to Cleveland

No I've never been to Cleveland

They got the fountain of youth

And streets paved with gold

Like a modern day

El Dorado

They got people wearing hats

And people wearing shoes

And a football team

At least I assume

It's the home of the Battle of the Alamo

It's where Chernobyl became unstable

It's where King Arthur sat around

With his Knights of the Roundtable

Talkin' about Cleveland honey

Cleveland

A place that you can go I hear

In theory it's a city where

You could drink a beer (probably)

You can take my word that it exists

But let me be clear

I've never been to Cleveland

I've never been to Cleveland

I've never been to Cleveland

No I've never been to Cleveland

I've never been to Cleveland

No I've never been to Cleveland

I've never been to Cleveland

No I've never been to Cleveland