That Sounded Better In My Head Lyrics

Sorry, I'm sorry

I was just trying to comment

About how good you look

For being 27 weeks pregnant

I know you don't believe me

Yeah I know it sounds wild

But I really didn't know

That you weren't with child

And I'm not saying you're fat

(Please just stop talking)

Oh god why'd I say that

(Please stop talking now)

Didn't mean to upset you or make you feel sad

I just meant that if you were pregnant

You'd barely look bad

That sounded better in my head

And now I wish that I was dead

Why'd I say that out loud

Now I gotta leave town

That sounded better in my head

Hey there how's it going

Good to see you my man

Whatcha doing this weekend?

Do you have any plans?

Hey that's a nice jacket

Is it cotton or wool?

I love how you never

Ever try to look good

I mean I like your style

(Why would you ever say that?)

You've got such minimal style

(Why'd you say it again?)

All I meant by what I said

Is that I love how you always look

Like you just rolled out of bed

That sounded better in my head

And now I wish that I was dead

Why'd I say that out loud

Now I gotta leave town

That sounded better in my head

Mama, oh mama

My day's really gone south

I keep on putting

My foot into my mouth

I don't know why I have to say

Everything on my mind

How on earth do you do

This sort of thing all the time

I mean you say what you want

(Excuse me, what are you saying?)

You're not afraid to be a

(Can I stop you there)

Mama I'm just saying that you

Have no problem being mean

Off putting or rude

That sounded better in my head

And now I wish that I was dead

Why'd I say that out loud

Now I gotta leave town

That sounded better in my head

That sounded better in my head

That sounded better in my head

That sounded better in my head

That sounded better in my head

That sounded better in my head

That sounded better in my head

That sounded better in my head