Rudy Giuliani Flew too Close to the Sun Lyrics

Rudy Giuliani was a friend of mine

He cleaned up the city, oh yeah

He gathered all the homeless people and bussed them on off to New Jersey and Philidelphia yeah

Now Rudy Giuliani took a bite out of crime

He took down the mafia families

And he went up and down 42nd street

And got rid of all the pornography

He was on top of the world

Yeah he had finally arrived

A media darling

Hosting Saturday Night Live

But his wings melted when he flew too close the sun

Yeah Rudy flew just a little too high

Rudy Giuliani back in 2001

The darkest day since I don't know when

Yeah he inspired hope across the USA

And put the city back together again

He was America's mayor

Surrounded by spotlights

Hanging out with Will Ferrell

On Saturday Night Live

But it took a tragic turn for my pal Rudy because

You know that Rudy flew a little too high

Now Rudy Rudy Rudy is a little insane

He hitched his wagon to a batshit crazy man

And he booked a press conference at a landscaping place

He thought that it was the Four Seasons Inn

So tragic to see

Rudy's fall from grace

He's in hotel rooms with Borat

Hair dyes melting down his face

His law and order ethos

Could've taken him so far

Now his license is suspended

Temporarily disbarred

Yeah Rudy's dressed like Lincoln

Spewing conspiracy lies

And Kate McKinnon mocks him

On Saturday Night Live

Now I'm not sure what to do with him

Now that Rudy's flown a little too high

Yeah Rudy's flown a little too high

You're too high Rudy you're too high

You're too high Rudy you're too high

You're too high Rudy you're too high

You're too high Rudy you're too high

Not to mention he helped Purdue pharma create the opioid crisis that we're still dealing with every single day

Yeah America's too high

Yeah America is too high we're too high

We're too high thanks to Rudy we're too high

We're too high thanks to Rudy we're too high