If You See Me Dancing Lyrics

Now I'm not the kinda guy

Who likes to boogie on the floor

Because I'm the kinda guy

Who thinks that dancing is a bore

But there always comes a time

When my attitude gets flipped, sir

A few hours into the night

When I've had a few elixirs

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If my booty starts to shake

Better get me somewhere safe

Because if you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

Now you don't need to drink

In order to enjoy yourself

But I'm not gonna lie

4 scotch and sodas really helps

And after five or six

That's when all of my doubts stop

And I begin to move my hips

Because my brain has been shut off

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

The booze made it possible

But please get me to a hospital

Because if you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you don't think you can boogie down

Say hey bartender, another round

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

Now I'm the kinda guy

Who needs some social lubrication

When everybody starts to dance

It ain't no time for moderation

Some people say that I

Should keep my drinking levels low

And those people are my doctor

Eh but what does that guy know

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

The party isn't over

Until the moment that I'm sober

Because if you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk

If you see me dancing

It means that I'm drunk