Why Is Everybody Ross? Lyrics

In the heart of the city, where the music plays

There's a man named Ross, vibing through the days

With a drink in his hand, and tunes in his ear

He's the Ross we all know, but there's something to feaR

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?

He's the man who turns up everywhere we be

From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch

Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Down the road, there's a marathon in full swing

And there's Ross, running with all his being

With a determination and a passion so strong

He's also every other runner, running along

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?

He's the man who turns up everywhere we be

From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch

Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Though building homes in Africa isn't his forte

Ross lends a helping hand in his own special way

As he piles up those walls, brick by brick

He must keep his secret, he's paid by the hicks'

Like Agent Smith from the Matrix, he multiplies

A thousand Rosses, all wearing different ties

But deep inside, they're all one and the same

Yes they're all Ross, but with a different name

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?

He's the man who turns up everywhere we be

From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch

Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Walking down the street, I start to notice a trend

Every face I see, it's Ross, my mind begins to bend

From the postman delivering letters, to the girl pouring my brew

Ross is everywhere, he's all I can view

In the park, kids playing, laughter fills the air

But wait, they all have Ross's smile, be aware

At the checkout, they scan my items with grace

But behind those eyes, it's Ross, wearing a different face

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?

He's the man who turns up everywhere we be

From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch

Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

A chilling realization, as the truth starts to dawn

Ross is on every face, like a lingering song

In every crowd, in every corner, he lurks

A thousand Rosses, like shadows but it's worse

As the truth sinks in, it consumes my soul

I start to feel the transformation taking control

In the mirror, I see my reflection, my face

But it's not mine, it's Ross.. I think I'm being replaced!

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?

He's the man who turns up everywhere we be

From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch

Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

And now, my dear friend, you are caught in the tide

We're becoming Ross, there's no place to hide

We're all just going to be ross from now on

So get up and start to sing along

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?

He's the man who turns up everywhere we be

From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch

Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Glitch

And now, my dear friend, you are caught in the tide

We're becoming Ross, there's no place to hide

We're all just going to be ross from now on

So get up and start to sing along

Oh, OH! Oh, OH!

Everyone is Ross