Who Needs a Van? Lyrics

Driving down the road, feeling kinda crazy

In my Mazda 6 hatchback, moving house, maybe?

Thought it'd be a breeze, just a short trip of ten

Little did we know, we'd make a thousand trips again

Packed up the car, filled it to the brim

With boxes, furniture, and dreams within

But oh, the regret, it's slowly sinking in

Moving in a hatchback, what were we thinking

Moving with our Mazda, it's a sight to see

A million trips, each filled with agony

Regret in hindsight, exhaustion in our eyes

This move is taking weeks, what a surprise

What a surprise...

Back and forth we go, like a never-ending race

The sports car groans, with every load we place

From the living room to the kitchen, we're in for a ride

Who needs a van with the Mazda by our side

Each trip feels longer, our energy's fading fast

But we laugh at ourselves, it's a hilarious contrast

We thought we were clever, saving money with our scheme

But now we're stuck in a moving madness dream

Moving with our Mazda, it's a sight to see

A thousand trips, filled with agony

Regret in hindsight, exhaustion in our eyes

This move is taking weeks, what a surprise

What a surprise...

Weeks have passed, and there's so much left to do

Our Mazda, our trusty steed, helping us through

Though we're exhausted, we'll never forget

The memories we made, in this moving duet

There's just one flaw in our plan so wise

It's the sofa you see, there's no disguise

It won't fit in the back, nor the furniture too

This is just impossible, what can we do?

Moving with our Mazda, it's a sight to see

A thousand trips, filled with agony

Regret in hindsight, exhaustion in our eyes

This move is taking weeks, what a surprise

And here it comes, our saving grace

A van on the horizon, slowly takes the place

Of the poor little Mazda, who has worked so hard

Just two trips is all that it takes

I can't believe this, what a stupid mistake!

What a stupid mistake!

What a stupid mistake!

Moving with our Mazda, it's a sight to see

A thousand trips, filled with agony

Regret in hindsight, exhaustion in our eyes

This move is taking weeks, what a surprise