The Gerg Lyrics

In a town not far, where the night skies are

Lives a man they call The Gerg

He slinks in shadows, a grin so wide

The very opposite of Greg

Oh, The Gerg

The Gerg, the devil's own kin

With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin

He'll make you wait, wait for your treat

And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!

He's the whisper in the wind that chills your spine

A sexist piece of work, by no means divine

He'll spoil your joy, he'll spoil your feast

I bet he likes white Christmas trees

He's the itch you can't scratch, the thorn in your side

The Gerg, oh The Gerg, in darkness he'll hide

But fear not his power, for it's us who decide

To stand up to The Gerg, with Greg as our guide

Oh, The Gerg, The Gerg, the devil's own kin

With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin

He'll make you wait, wait for your treat

And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!

He's the crack in the mirror, the spill on your script

The Gerg, oh The Gerg, his control so strict

He'll cancel your plans, with a storm or a flare

And laugh at the chaos, without a single care

With a heart made of ice and a touch that can burn

The Gerg finds delight in every wrong turn

He'll whisper sweet nothings, but deliver despair

A master of deceit with a cold, vacant stare

Oh, The Gerg, The Gerg, the devil's own kin

With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin

He'll make you wait, wait for your treat

And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!

He's the knot in your strings, the gum on your shoe

The Gerg, oh The Gerg, he's coming for you

But we won't let him win, we won't let him reign

We'll rise above his pettiness, again and again

He's the shadow that lurks when the daylight is gone

The Gerg, with his evils, we must carry on

He'll try to break spirits, but we'll mend every tear

For in unity and kindness, we have nothing to fear

Oh, The Gerg, The Gerg, the devil's own kin

With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin

He'll make you wait, wait for your treat

And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!

So let's come together, and let it be known

The Gerg has no place, no throne to be shown

We'll cherish our desserts, our pizzas will thrive

For The Gerg, oh The Gerg, won't take our lives