Oh, Sue! Lyrics

Sue

Oh Sue

With your garden so fine

You bend and you sway

Like a twisted vine

But can I help but wonder

What's going through your mind?

As you dig in the dirt

With a look so resigned

Sue

Oh Sue

With your hat and your gloves

You tend to the flowers

And the weeds that you loathe

But your presence perplexes me

Like a mystery untold

For a woman like you

Why must life be so cold?

In the garden of discontent

Sue's world unfurls

A middle-aged woman

With a butt so sweet

She carries the weight of the world

Just above her feet

Oh Sue how you fuel these raging fires

Sue

Oh Sue

With your seeds and your spade

You plant new life

In the earth's soft glade

But do you see the beauty

In the life that you've made?

Or does the bloom of my rose

Leave you unswayed?

Sue

Oh Sue

With your wheelbarrow's creak

You go through the day

And make me so weak

But my dreams lie dormant

Beneath that curvy mystique

You tend to your soil

With that perfect technique

Sue

Oh Sue

Let me join the garden too

I see you work so hard

When you bend like you do

I cannot think straight

It's so juicy it's untrue

The beauty that you sow

Is like that hidden tattoo

Sue

Oh Sue

With the sun on your back

You toil in the soil

And make me stare at your crack

But is there solace you find

In these laborious acts?

Or is it just a facade

To keep my tent intact?

It's so juicy it's untrue

The beauty that you sow

Is like that hidden tattoo

Sue

Oh Sue

Your garden in it's prime

Like your lovely behind

We all stop and stare

At the lack of underwear

Oh Sue!