Don’t Touch Me in a Planetarium Lyrics

Checked into the Travelodge, no view to see

Windows sealed shut, just a glimpse of vacancy

Inside the service station, it's our temporary home

But we're here together, and we'll never feel alone

In the boardgame cafe, we play our games

Chess on the table, setting our minds ablaze

The waiter tries to help, but we're in our own zone

Distracted by her charm, we'll never finish on our own

That's not my wallet, that's my nob

Exploring the National Space Center, our hearts throb

From the boardgame cafe to Leicester's streets

We're on an adventure, where our hearts will meet

A sexy big man statue with legs that shine

Almost as good as hers, a beauty so divine

Leicester may be a shithole, but we find our way

Discovering Mr. Veggie, where flavors hold sway

Thirsty and warm, we're ready to explore

Like a long red firehose, we're ready to soar

Pushing all the buttons, we become spacemen

Facing off against an alien head, our journey begins

That's not my wallet, that's my nob

Exploring the National Space Center, our hearts throb

From the boardgame cafe to Leicester's streets

We're on an adventure, where our hearts will meet

Through the exhibits and displays, we learn and we grow

In the National Space Center, our love continues to glow

Hand in hand, we navigate the unknown

Creating memories that will forever be our own

From starry skies to distant galaxies afar

We hold tight to each other, like a shining star

In the National Space Center, our love takes flight

Through the wonders of the universe, we find our light

Exploring the National Space Center, our hearts throb

From the boardgame cafe to Leicester's streets

We're on an adventure, where our hearts will meet

In the National Space Center, our love's divine

Leicester may be a shithole, but it's where we intertwine

From Travelodge to Mr. Veggie, our journey's complete

Together we explore, in this cosmic retreat

That's not my wallet, that's my nob!