Easy To Love (Your Mum) Lyrics

When you ask for my digits

You've gotta know they're not original

I'm fairly sure you'll find them in your contact list

You see I met her at the wholefoods stall

We got to talking, that's the gist

I knew it was fate when she didn't call me small

But I almost fucked it up when my stoma leaked piss

When she asks for my digits

You know my nails are getting trimmed

She'll scream and shout when I eat her out

And your boy is getting rimmed

I won't be home again anytime soon

'Cause I'm buried six feet in matriarchal poon

And now my ego's blowing up like a balloon

Labia majora's mask, crushed by her

Moon

Your mum likes me

I just like her number 'cause it's really cool

It's got the sex number

And the marijuana number too

Your mum loves me

I think she's mid

Your mum's a five

You can call me on

0420 696 969

(Sex)

Officer, that was no mistake

I chose to drive it into the lake

I have no further use for my car

'Cause I found a ride that gets me hard as fuck

Yeah, I slid into her DMs, straight tobogganed right in

The speed at which she replied was a Guiness win

Met up that night, for a dezvous rond

And that was when I threw my phone into the same pond

Fumble the bag, I don't think I will

I have chosen to die on this hill

Got no phone, I'm off of the grid

Because your mum's reception's kind-of mid

Your mum is fucked up, smokes packs each day

Emphysema is on the way

I don't give a shit at the end of the day

I've got ten digits either way

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easy to love, don't you see

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easy to love, don't you see

Yeah

This sports model can do five G's

She said she had a brand new iPhone 3

This is no Kia, I'm talking UAP

So you'll have to dial her if you wanna reach me

She got my email on the family plan

That means you need to start calling me the man

It's not a demand, it's just common courtesy

Never forget that we share cellular circuitry

No longer a virgin since I opted for us

Our sex organs are simply interfluous

With the bucks I save, I don't need the bus

If you call me now, call me daddy, just

Don't ask me for a single thing

'Cause I see this as just a fling

Hear me out kid, I know it stings

But you're a serf and I'm the king

I'm the mother fucking king

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easy to love, don't you see

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easy to love, don't you see

Yeah

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easy to love, don't you see

Yeah

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easy to love, don't you see

Yeah

Go

Aaah

Sex

Cunt

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easier to love, don't you see

Sometimes it seems that way to me

It's easier to love, don't you see