Transmission I: Gronks Lyrics

An ibis colony was today unceremoniously removed from this mortal coil

After a Space X rocket combusted over Shortland Wetland

Allegedly

My therapist says that I have treatment resistant depression

This means that the SSRI and mood stabiliser

That I pay $50 a fortnight to take doesn't work

My therapist decided that I need to go outside more

Oh no

Nowra's unemployment rate finally hit 100% today

After the grand opening of Australia's first Amazon Fresh

Allegedly

Ugh

I'm booked in to get a colonoscopy

Because I have abdominal pain

My booking is already overdue

And I have waited a year to be penetrated

To see if I have a diseased little poo-poo hole

Today, the New South Wales police raided a Newcastle area townhouse

Seizing recording equipment and computers

Under suspicion of anti-social activities

I don't have a disease or nothing

But sometimes my balls hurt

This is called epididymitis

Some people have persistent ball pains that don't have a clinical cause

This is called chronic epididymitis

The three individuals accused

Collectively known as the Edge Street Boyz

Accept the claim that they are gronks, but deny all wrong doing

The group have since released a statement

Yeah look

It's been real cunts

But we're going off world