I'm A Sinner (Electroclash 1998 Tape Mix) Lyrics

Puffin' chest like a Lace Monitor

I'm goanna go and staunch a cunt

Dick so turgid you'll need a barometer

Feeling saucy and wanton

Got a wallet filled with condoms

Just in case something happens when I'm at the anime con

You can call me a little pig, a Hamlet

Prince of sexual stints

Clutching the hill is more than a fling

Best Mufasa if you want the king

Dire circumstances, romantic chances

A twist in fate of the knife that flashes

Weaving in Smash with a thousand wave dashes

Burned you like a Torkoal, life to ashes

I wish I had your massive dick so then I could go fuck myself

But being flaccid all the time ensures I've got no penile stealth

I'm set in place like Uluru

With rogue impostors circling

It's harder to get far ahead when demons are surrounding me

Eat another Krispy Kreme

Post another shitty meme

Use my time to shit in a stream

I consume all and cannot scream

Please me, oh hole in the cantaloupe

Cast me away, Wilson

I'm an inner city millennial, who ya gunna call

I've got a torch in hand

And you're my organic fleshlight baby