Corvette ft. Swairz Lyrics

That's Adderall, like

Woo

We don't have a Corvette

Well, we do

No, we got a Commodore

It's the same thing

No, it's a Commodore

Shout outs to anybody who lives in the United States

We get a mile from a gallon in this freak shit

It's a broken tin can, but it's kinda lit

In the back seat's where we record the vocals for our hits

That we deliver them to your auditories, every blow's a crit

We picked up a hobo to see if they could spit a verse

But then they flashed us, we threw them out 'cause that's perverse

We hope that he didn't die

He's got some bills that he needs to reimburse

And we're not smart enough to turn this car into a hearse

You see, we see the city lights growing all before thee

We passed a pretty girl, driving sloppy, weakened knees

We're swerving left and right

Driver trying to stop a sneeze

All these other whack rappers trying to jack our steeze

We could've caught a taxi, but we were too drunk to call

It was about the same time that we ram-raided the mall

Needed snacks for Edge Street

Guess we had to catch them all

Pack of Jatz for the rats, forgot the dip, fuck off

Yeah

Cruising, bruising, leg is oozing

Fell off my skateboard, emergency ward

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Losers, boozers, ten cent cruisers

Drunk our body weight

Punched a lad we hate

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Yes and please, jacking our steeze

The Edge Boyz get turnt, and you'd better plead

We're touching down at high speed, it's a basic need

You see I've got a goblet in my Corvette

And it holds all my mead

'Cause when I listen to you speak

My ears they frankly bleed

And I take Smash wins

I do it Adderall the time

Uh huh Westballz

It's all about the rhymes

Personally, I prefer the air

When I suicide-shot a lime I pass out

And it's sublime

Yeah we own a little battleship, not one bit frugal

And yeah that's a reference

Don't buy it?

Give it a Google

Define: Corvette

I'm ambulating

Breaking the barrier at a certain speed

700 miles per hour

Hurtling toward my catatonic heart bleed

Cruising, bruising, leg is oozing

Fell off my skateboard, emergency ward

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Losers, boozers, ten cent cruisers

Drunk our body weight

Punched a lad we hate

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Cruising, bruising, leg is oozing

Fell off my skateboard, emergency ward

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Losers, boozers, ten cent cruisers

Drunk our body weight

Punched a lad we hate

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

We're looking classy as a Chevrolet

Or looking munted

It's all dependent on the time of day

Aay lmao

Let's put the top down so we can feel the summer breeze

Let's use our cellphones

Hotline Bling until we hit some trees

I'm not in danger, as I'm always lifting with my knees

I'm not romantic, I never try to aim to please

I'm sounding stellar

All the women call me Artois

Always driving my Corvette but they don't hop in my car

I'm hooking up with all these chicks

But I just can't reel

We call these autotunes 'cause they're made in automobiles

Got a million emotions but I'm so drunk I can't feel

I'm like a Tumblr fandom

Because I just can't deal

Cruising, bruising, leg is oozing

Fell off my skateboard, emergency ward

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Losers, boozers, ten cent cruisers

Drunk our body weight

Punched a lad we hate

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Cruising, bruising, leg is oozing

Fell off my skateboard, emergency ward

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Losers, boozers, ten cent cruisers

Drunk our body weight

Punched a lad we hate

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Cruising, bruising, leg is oozing

Fell off my skateboard, emergency ward

Corvettes on Edge Street

Party on Edge Street

Is this the part where we need to talk shit

Yeah, dysentery

Dysen- diarrhea - aww fuck

Uh, projectile vomiting

Uh, shit, baby shit green

Mm, yeah yeah, okay,

Banana Sprite Challenge, it's gonna happen

What's the Banana Sprite Challenge

It's where you eat two large bananas and drink a litre of Sprite

You pretty much turn into a human vulky

It's gonna be great

Why would you do that?

I don't know

Is it, is it because you don't have a Corvette?

Yeah, I mean I do

We're gonna Photoshop it in, it's gonna be great

Aww yeah, we should Photoshop the Corvette in

Fuck, this is brilliant

Okay, we're done

Job done, yeah

Margarine, slice

Fuck off, fuck

You're so rude