Dumpster Grump Lyrics

I'm not a grouch

I don't slouch

I don't slobber

I don't slump

I'm not garbage

I'm not trash

I'm a dirty

Dumpster grump.

Hear me rumble

Hear me roar

Like the surf

Upon the shore.

I can't take it anymore

And I've got to let it out.

Here's a list of

My complaints:

There's more assholes now than taints.

World's full of sinners

Empty of saints

And crappy ghosts

Have replaced my grampa's haints.

Hear me rumble

Hear me roar

Like the surf

Upon the shore.

I can't take it anymore

And I've got to let it out.

If the world's a dumpster

And it's on fire

Why don't we douse the flames

Instead of just fanning them higher?

"Some men just want to

Watch the world burn"

They sit and say "This is fine"

I guess we'll never learn.

Yet still I rumble

Still I roar

Like the surf

Upon the shore.

I can't take it anymore

And I've got to let it out.

See me fidget

See me fume

Like a prisoner

In a bubble room.

The air is tinged

With death's perfume

And I've got to get it out.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a lump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a hump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a pump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a Gump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a rump

I'm not, I'm not, a heffalump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a bump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a trump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a dump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a clump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not an ump

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a chump

I'm not a mug, I'm not a wump

I'm just a dirty dumpster grump