A.Y.C.E. Lyrics

When I get hungry, really hungry

I'm a carnivore with a lust for meat

I get in the car like a man possessed

And speed to some joint

Where it's all you can eat

I don't even look at the menu

Cause I know why I'm there to dine

I say to the waitress "AYCE

And let the pork flow like wine

Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow baby

Let the it flow like wine

When we used to go to Buffalo's

For trivia every week

I usually got the same thing

With a not impossible tweak

I'd order the chicken cheesesteak wrap

With no peppers or onions at all

We'd answer a question

And know we were right

Yet Jamie would drop the ball

When they brought the food to our table

It was obvious that things weren't fine

My wrap would be loaded

With onions and peppers

I'd say "It happens every single time!

It happens, it happens, it happens, it happens

It happens every single time

It happens so much I complained to Heather

That it happens every single time

When we used to go to the Chinese buffet

To try to eat our fill

There was always something missing

And it made us very ill

While Trevor and Wes ate cheesesticks

The rest would sit and sulk

Sometimes I'd get so angry that I'd turn into The Hulk

I'm turning, I'm turning

I'm turning, I'm turning

Into the Hulk

I'm turning, I'm turning

I'm turning, I'm turning

Into the Hulk