Row, Row, Row Lyrics

Row, Row, Row

Row, row, row

Here we go

Slowly at first

And then a burst

A dynamo

Float, float, float

Fell out of the boat

I had it all

Now can't recall

A single note I wrote

This constant stream of consciousness that I am in

Fights me at every stroke until I cannot swim.

Hoe, hoe, hoe

Watch me grow

Slowly at first

I quench my thirst

Up like a weed I go.

Talk, talk, talk

Squeak and squawk

Whatever you do

They'll walk all over you

Don't let them jeer and gawk.

How many times can one man sense

The senselessness he sees?

And how many senses can one man lose

Before he's on his knees?

Blah, blah, blah

Did I see what I saw?

The sun was dark

Until a spark

Revealed my fatal flaw.

Shake, rattle, roll

Battle for my soul

Forces collide

From every side

As I spin out of control.

The main thread of this narrative

I've yet to comprehend

I hope you're having better luck as I approach the end.

Drip, drip, drip

Blood drops from my lip

Bloody head unbowed

Heart thumps too loud

The record starts to skip.

Ding, ding, ding

I'm right back in the ring

I wobble out

To end the bout

And feel that leather sting.

This constant stream of consciousness

That I am in

Dumps me on the waking shore

And so my day begins.

Flip, flop, fly

Don't know why

Four color for a dime

Now's the time

For crimes against the eye.

Bwah-ha-ha.

One punch was all we saw

But Guy went flat

Imagine that

He's got a glassy jaw.

My life's a fairy tale

Of dreams and fantasy

Laughter and happiness are my reality.

Let's pretend

This song will someday end

Mad as a hat

The Cheshire Cat

Just looked at me and grinned.

I would ask Alice

But she doesn't live here anymore

I climb back in the boat

And I paddle from the shore

I guess I've said enough

Or nothing much at all.

Here's hoping life is good

And all your tales are tall.