We Love Jesus (He's Awesome) Lyrics

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

Jesus observed all from up high

But what he saw before him brought a tear to his eye

A furry green man upon a mountain top

Whose name must to change due to corporate slop

Tall and menacing, he hated brunch

This Christmas cynic was called the Grunch

On Christmas Eve you must do as we say

Sleep with one eye open or prepare to pay

The price of course, your Christmas Joy

Which could only be saved by the birthday boy

His power almighty

Not always unseen

Those who challenge him

Get their shit rocked clean

He can shout so loud that all could hear it

And fill every girl and boy with the ho-ho-holy spirit

He'll walk on the water

He'll swim on the land

Jesus is so awesome

If you sin, you'll be damned

Grunch hates Santa

We don't know why

Jesus' dad lives in the sky

Jesus invented Christmas

That's why the Grunch hates him so much

They're gonna fight

The people love Jesus

And Santa Claus

They're basically the same thing

If you really you really think about it

Miracle men

To be stopped by the green

Jesus Christopher

Might have to get mean

He'll walk on the water

He'll swim on the land

Jesus is so awesome

If you sin, you'll be damned

Grunch really hates Santa

We don't know why

Jesus' dad lives in the sky

Jesus literally invented Christmas

That's why the Grunch hates him so much

And they're gonna fight

The holy one descends from the land of the light

But the green fella ain't afraid of the holy geist

The Christmas duel will light up the night

Will the force of good or evil win the fight

JC weaves and ducks around the Grunch's right hook

And then lands an uppercut that leaves him cooked

The Grunch is knocked down

1… 2…

He's back for more

Shifting and shuffling he finds a way through

And Jesus' offenses quickly withdrew

A huge uppercut straight to the jaw

Or so he thought

Jesus is now floating in the air

Blessing us all with good fortune and cheer

His ho-ho-holy spirit guides us past the Grunch's malevolance

Jesus H. Christ is Santa Claus