Don't Come To My Coffee Shop (Rerecorded/Remastered) Lyrics

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Don't come to my coffee shop

It's a pretty shitty place

We got stinkbugs in the ice cream

And the candy's probably laced

Here at my coffee shop

Bad things do occur

We serve ice cream, coffee, and candy

To which the customers refer

The customers are horrendous

All they do is scream and yell

Whenever I have to work there

I feel like I'm in hell

Don't come to my coffee shop

It's a pretty shitty place

We got stinkbugs in the ice cream

And the candy's probably laced

The interior is roasting

You feel like you're burning alive

And the stinkbugs come in swarms

I tried to kill them, but they survived

Don't come to my coffee shop

It's a pretty shitty place

We got stinkbugs in the ice cream

And the candy's probably laced

Don't come to my coffee shop

It's a pretty shitty place

We got stinkbugs in the ice cream

And the candy's probably laced

Don't come to my coffee shop

Don't come to my coffee shop

Don't come to my coffee shop

Don't come to my coffee shop

Don't come to my coffee shop

It's a pretty shitty place

We got stinkbugs in the ice cream

And the candy's probably laced

Don't come to my coffee shop

It's a pretty shitty place

We got stinkbugs in the ice cream

And the candy's probably laced

Don't come

Don't come

Don't come, don't come

To my coffee shop