The Plastic Man (Rerecorded/Remastered) Lyrics

It was 1995

A crisis ensuing

Plastic insurance

Business was booming

It can't go on

To ensure our survival

The insurance of plastic

Was a dreadful arrival

The CEO

He's Running, He's running

Tomorrow

It's coming, It's coming

Run away

They found him, They found him

Because today

The plastic, will eat you

(You can't do simple maths under pressure)

He's running, he's running

The CEO, he's running

It's coming, it's coming

Tomorrow, it's coming

The hero of the story

The CEO

It's 1995

We thought that you should know (that there are)

(Six) Insurance agents on their way to you

(Five) Days till they beat you through and through

(Four) Fatal wounds located on your head

(Three) More minutes till you wind up dead

(Six) Insurance agents on their way to you

(Five) Days till they beat you through and through

(Four) Fatal wounds located on your head

(Three) More minutes till you wind up dead

Brutalized

Terrorized

Horrified

(All) Still alive

(Sabor de Maria 1-2-3)

Brutal

Strudel

Chicken Noodle (Chicken Noodle)

Brutal

Strudel

Chicken Noodle (Oh)

Brutal

Strudel

Chicken Noodle (You can't do simple maths under pressure)

Woo

Still alive, still alive

The CEO, he's still alive

Brutalized, terrorized

The plastic man is horrified

Up through his nose

The plastic pieces go

For what, no one knows

For now it's time to go (because there are)

(Six) Sheets of plastic that didn't catch on fire

(Five) Years more after 2000 prior

(Four) Skilled pilots that put up zero fight

(Three) More shots of alcohol to make it through the night

(Six) Sheets of plastic that didn't catch on fire

(Five) Years more after 2000 prior

(Four) Skilled pilots that put up zero fight

(Three) More shots of alcohol to make it through the night

The hero takes a train

Over and through the hills

He can barely think straight

Did he even take his pills?

An entity of plastic

His thoughts they fly away

These people they are mass produced, there's more day by day

All for one, One for all, the hivemind it is here to stay

They beat them, they slaughter

Yet the plastic it is still obeyed

Trusting the hero

They follow him away

The CEO, he's the one

He'll surely save the day

As they approach

The quarters of plastic

Something is different

Something quite drastic

Their legendary hero

Has gone to ground zero

The plastic man

Reveals his plan

He was never on their side

He caused all their stress

The CEO is the plastic man

He's the reason for this mess

A magnificent brawl

Reaching far and wide

Plastic versus humans

Millions had died

Yet the plastic man, he was too strong

Humanity was done, it had all gone wrong

Soon the plastic man will take his crown

Rule the world

Once and for all

Across the stars he will continue

His plastic insurance brainwashing sprawl