Cabinet Cane (Rerecorded/Remastered) Lyrics

I open my cabinet, and what should I see

But a candy cane, staring back at me

I've known it for years, we were good friends

I loved that candy cane once, but now it's covered in lint

No more lint in my house

No more lint in my blouse

Cabinet cane not eaten by mouse

Cabinet cane not eaten by louse

Ex-lovers reunited, cabinet cane and I

I made a song that goes, when I look up into the sky

Can't touch me with my cabinet cane (Candy cane)

When you see me you're going to run in vain (Run, run, run)

I like candy canes

Three, two, one and she's in my mouth

Eating the cane kills the drouth

In the stomach she is floating

I realize now, I have consumed my partner

Can't touch me with my cabinet cane (Candy cane)

When you see me you're going to run in vain (Run, run, run)

I like candy canes

Can't touch me with my cabinet cane (I ate her)

When you see me you're going to run in vain (Run, run, run)

I'm a murderer

I am at her funeral now, and I am

Feeling very down, but I

Knew it was my fault, the worst part

She was completely covered in salt

Can't touch me with my cabinet cane (Candy cane)

When you see me you're going to run in vain (Run, run, run)

I like candy canes

Can't touch me with my cabinet cane (She is dead)

When you see me you're going to run in vain (Run, run, run)

I'm sorry cabinet cane