The Boons Lyrics

You want the moon? Hey, I'll give you the moon

You want the sunshine glow lighting up your room

You want control of a land of enormous size

Boy, it's yours if you just give me that prize

You want some fame? Yeah, I can give you that fame

Everyone around the world will be shouting your name

I'm talking artwork of your visage hung in every hall

That's your life if you just throw me a ball

I'm the queen of the gods

The power is mine. I'm above all these clods

So just give me the power. You're the man of the hour

With this life I've laid out in this fantasia

I'll give you the continent of Asia

I didn't realize you, uh, well, I guess I didn't realize

You owned the continent of Asia

I guess now I do. And I'm offering it to you!

That, that just, well, okay, I guess

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hear me out

I'll give you wisdom!

Oh

What? It's kind of my thing.

Strategy and skills, yeah, it's got a nice ring

I'll give you prowess on the battlefield to rival the best

What do you say? Will you be my

I will give you the most beautiful woman in the world.

Oh, oh, okay. I'm listening.

Seriously?

Let me just check my database real quick, but I've got some real cuties up my sleeve