Coffin Cousin Lyrics

This is my cousin. He just died three days ago

How thoughtful of them to bring him to me!

Your cousin? It's nice to meet you!

Feel his face as cold as ice

I must bring my cousin back to life

How can this be? So lifeless and pale

Let me warm you up a little

Heat on my hands and faith in my heart

I know this'll work. We're family from the start

From the fire to your face, feel my hands tight embrace

I will warm you up a little

Fire, do what you do best

Bring back my cousin. Make this no longer than a rest

He looks so uncomfortable in there. You should take him to bed!

To bed? He's my cousin!

Not like that, silly. He probably needs to rest

Help me out. Take his leg

Just drop him on the bed

Not like that. Hold him tight

Watch out, wait!

Oops, too late

I'm sorry!

So, what now?

He's your cousin! Don't be shy, lay next to him!

When two people lie in bed together, they keep each other warm

Roland, why?

Coffin cousin, I will give you the warmth of the sun

With the touch of a man you once knew whom you love

My body alongside yours with a mission to prove

I'll radiate heat warm enough to make a coffin cousin m

I'm going to strangle you!

Oh my god, it's choking him!

Wait, me next!

Is that my thanks? Get back in your coffin!

How dare you touch me while I'm fast asleep, safe and sound!

I may have been dead five minutes ago, but I'm here to stand my ground!

You can try with all your might, you can put up a big fight

It's time to wave the flag that's white

I won't go back in that coffin now that I've seen the light!

This is a fight you cannot win!

You're going down, I'll kick your shin!

Come at me, then be first to hit!

Oh, really asking for it?

I will not stop until you're back in the box, fitted with locks!

I won't back down until you're out of my place. Step away from my face!

Coffin cousin, made you warm enough to make a coffin cousin

Move!

Make a coffin cousin move!

Get in there!

You got him!

Coffin cousin, I brought you the warmth of the sun

With the touch of a man he once knew, whom you loved

Warned you enough to get up and move

Did what I had to, my father to prove

Yet mistakes were made, my brain it did clutter

But now I see it crystal clear, I will never learn how to shudder

I just killed my dead cousin

I need to be alone.