Where You Fit In Lyrics

As a princess young, our castle home was sieged by spirits

My father nearly died in his brave attempts to clear it

To no avail, our life was hell and we succumbed to dealing

But soon I learned that fear had become my favorite feeling

Soon my dad decided I had reached the wedding age

Alas, no suitors dared approach our scary golden cage

My father, he (but really me) put out a call for players

To beat the ghosts and bowl with bones to find the greatest slayer

Welcome, welcome, dear future husband

Here is your prize, it's me!

Woo! Yes, you win

I welcome you, future king of this land

That is where you fit into my plan

So I hatched a master plan to thwart my father's scheming

I sought to find a man who would enjoy a scare and screaming. Boo!

I spoke to ghosts and spirit folk to rid the weak away

And here you stand in front of me, the winner of the day!

Welcome, welcome, dear future husband

Here is your prize, it's me!

Woo! Yes, you win

I welcome you, future king of this land

That is where you fit into my plan

I sent some souls stealing, card playing, cats. One down!

Cousins dead, and a bed just got fat. Two down!

I sent the bones, mowed down the foes, come on, let's bowl! That's three down!

I sent the old man, the stone man, the gold man

I bent the tree because I wanted a twisted tree

A creepy, freaky, twisted tree

A sick freak who might get me!

Sorry, got a little carried away there, didn't I?

Anyway, as I was saying

Welcome, welcome, dear future husband

Here is your prize, it's me

Woo! Yes, you win

I welcome you, future king of this land

That is where you fit into my plan

That is where you fit into my plan

That is where you fit into my plan