Going for a Ride Lyrics

Ah! This bed is possessed!

Good thing I brought my holy water.

Wait for me!

Climbing up the staircase through the hallway

Passing through the passageways of people that have passed

And now I'm falling down

Crashing through the floor then we soar out the door

To the courtyard covered in the rain as it pours

I'm going for a ride, yes, I'm tearing through the fields

I'm racing over skeletons still clinging to their shields

The speed is something thrilling, I'm taking it in stride

No time to go to sleep, no, I'm going for a ride!

Hi, Mr. Roland, and wow, you're really brave!

Is it true you've sent a fearsome dragon to its grave?

I've also heard a rumor that you trim instead of shave

And you punish all of those who misbehave...

I'm going for a ride, cause this cowgirl needs it bad!

Come here, you bucking bronco, be the best I've ever had.

Saddle up there, missy, let this palomino stride.

No time to go to sleep, neigh! We're going for a ride!

I'm going for a ride, yes, I'm tearing through the trees

I'm racing over rats completely riddled with disease.

The speed is something thrilling, I'm taking it in stride

No time to go to sleep, no, I'm going for a ride!

Down you fiend, and a slash, and a slash!

Fangs are preened, dodge the strike, stab and smash!

I'm going for a ride, and I'm racing down this hill

Oh, God, I'm going really fast, I think I may be killed!

This speed is something thrilling, I'm taking it in stride!

I wish to go to sleep, so it's time this bastard died!

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

Climbing up the staircase through the hallway

Entering the entryway that's empty end to end

And now I'm rising up to the second floor

Then we soar through the door, where we'll try to reconnect the bed to the board!

I'm going for a ride, and I'm racing down this hill

Fangs are preened, dodge the strike, stab and smash

This speed is something thrilling, I'm taking it inside!

I wish to go to sleep, so it's time this bastard died!

What a

Aggghhhhh!

Ride!