The One For You Lyrics

I have for you, dear eligible bachelor,

A selection of maidens certain to woo your heart

And set your loins ablaze

Welcome to N-R-O-R

Have I got the one for you

The future Mrs. Paris, your boo

She's so full of life, she'll be perfect to wife

Have I got the one for you

Meet Echo, a nymph of the wood, devoted with a passion to her love

She's so good!

Her voice may be hexed, and she's in love with her ex

What's next?

But she could be the one for you

Hey Aphrodite, gee that's great

but I don't want to have to do the talking on the date

or have her crying over someone else into her plate

You promised me a ten, not an eight

Have I got the one for you

The future Mrs. Paris, your boo

She spins like a pro, she beat Athena, oh whoa

Have I got the one for you

Arachne, oh yeah, her talents abound

She's waiting with her weaving wisdom,

Ooh, she's profound

With eight legs to strut, atop the silk from her butt

What??

But she could be the one for you

Hey Aphrodite, gee that's, wow

But honestly I'm just a little grossed out now

Is this a thing that nature mom Demeter would allow?

The spider's not for me, that I vow

Do you maybe have, like, any human options

Have I got the one for you

The future Mrs. Paris, your boo

She's a sought-after prize, are those stars in her eyes?

Have I got the one for you

It's Helen, Helen, no others compare

Her elegance is almost like a swan

She's so rare!

To a king she's attached, and from an egg she was hatched

But she could be the one for you

Yeah, actually she sounds pretty hot

Did you miss the whole thing about her hatching from an egg or

I don't know, it doesn't seem too bad in comparison

Okay, gods, just