Mike's Rap Trap Lyrics

First, your theory is wrong, I've been around everyone all night long

No way could I have committed this crime!

I never said you did, just answer this time?

Did I say I was finished?

I don't think I did, kid! Quit interrupting me like you're addicted

And let me spit so I may be acquitted

Hey, I'm no kid, I work with the pol-\

As I was saying

You thinking I did it just doesn't make sense

The only thing holding me here are my prints

Fingerprint evidence, in my own residence?!

Damn, what a coincidence!

Can you just answer my question, please?

What question?

I don't recall a single cent of it,

So it probably was irrelevant

I asked: why host this gathering?

Fine, fine, I'll answer this time

And trust when I say it's the bottom line I hosted this gathering, as you would say

For finally finishing finals today

Thank you for answering

Now, was that so hard to answer

No, I just don't like showing all my cards

Now, can you please lower your guard

Detective, is something up your sleeve? Maybe my high's got me deceived

So what do you think that you'll achieve

From this ridiculous questioning?

It's only me you keep mentioning

And while you keep on lecturing

I bet the killer is exiting!

So with that I say

Please don't question me, I didn't do this felony

I'm just the host, who easily roasts anyone who questions me

Hey, stop it, quit trying to derail

Now, before you do and fail

Another answer I need to unveil is

Why invite these people?

Clearly, I would invite these guys Why is that such a big surprise

We all worked hard, deserved a high

Some time away from the school at night

Okay, okay, I see But something else is puzzling me

A rumor I overheard

Rumor?

Oh, what's the word? I'm sure it's absurd

Well, it's about you So think as you may

A rumor is you wanted to play

Ring announcer today

In a brawl between Normies and Supers, okay?

Then, I don't know

Try and save the day?

So why not with a celebration

At this very fine destination

No need for a contemplation

And it's fit for your recreation

In fact, to be the perfect cover

For the evil act that was discovered!

Well, what's wrong, host

Don't like my roast? So silent, why not boast

With that, I think I'll host a toast to me, myself, and I

Not you, since you're the killer and I think your time is due

You gotta do better than that, fuzz, 'cause that was stale

What else can I say to bail and set you on the right trail

I'm telling you that it wasn't me

What is it that you can't see

Someone else was in this house and did the dirty deed

See, you messed with me

And got murdered miserably

I told you no lie, didn't do the crime

Now go and lick your wounds clean

Now get up on and get out of here

Sorry, but I didn't do it, dear

My alibi makes me crystal clear

But her sister was quite near