Freda's Flat Lyrics

See the cup is slowing

I can tell the way it's going

Apprehension growing

Adrenaline is flowing

An evil wind is blowing

And my eagerness is showing

Moving in slow motion

I got a nasty notion

The final destination

Causing me for consternation

West would be the best

But the cup it likes to test me

Stops between a fork

And a tenderloin of pork

Which in spun cup kind of talk

Means I have to talk a walk

To a place I really hate

On a dodgy old estate

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

Cos I have to stroke her manky cat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

But the cup it said "you must do that"

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no

So I'm on the 39

Not exactly felling fine

Slugging ropey wine

Wishing that the sun would shine

I picture her behind

And the way she likes to grind

Yuck

She's already at the door

With a doobie full of draw

Smelly yellow claws

Like a bad Diana Dors

She lights it pretty quick

Once she's given it a lick

I'm trying not to gag

As she's stubbing out a fag

She grabs a rubber bag

Her lingerie in rags

But the cup it said I must

And it's in the cup I trust, I do

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

Cos I have to stroke her manky cat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

But the cup it said "you must do that"

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no

She thinks that this is fun

But I just wanna get it done

She never likes the one

You must re-cream the bun

The rodeo's begun

Man, she weighs about a ton

She's taking out a load

As she leans on her commode

I have to hit the road

In a shocked and shaken mode

I have to sign again

There no ink left in my pen

I look for an excuse

I'm unable to produce

Another drop of juice

This is probably abuse

She gives me a right hander

So I jump from her veranda

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

Cos I have to stroke her manky cat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

But the cup it said "you must do that"

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

But the cup it said "you must do that"

I don't wanna go to Freda's flat

No no no