I'm Glad It Happened To Me Lyrics

The ropes are tight

This don't feel right

And I've been here for a fortnight now

Tied to the bed

I did what she said

Her calling card read

"Forthright Cow"

I played the games

With whips and chains

In a dungeon

That's so far below

And when it stings

That's some folks thing

It gets them going

Makes their manhood grow

I let a maniac walk me home

I let a cannibal chew my bone

I let a man mum make me moan

That's what I did you see

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened

The wardrobe's dark

I've made my mark

With little leaks

As the cup has planned

She starts to beat

The client's meat

A spiky glove

And a frantic hand

So if you call

Don't be appalled

If my message says

That I'm tied up

It was a phase

A mini craze

Furry cuffs

And a nice fry up

I let a maniac walk me home

I let a cannibal chew my bone

I let a man mum make me moan

That's what I did you see

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened

It's just a fact

These unhinged acts

Attract attention

From authority

I hurt no one

I just had fun

I made the Mail

It didn't bother me

I let a maniac walk me home

I let a cannibal chew my bone

I let a man mum make me moan

That's what I did you see

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

I'm glad it happened to me

So glad it happened