The Neighbour's Tale Lyrics

Now it's the time to tell you

All about this cup that he found

Its height's about four inches

And the bottom is round

The rim's a little chipped

And there are cracks to be found

Now it's the time to tell you

All about this cup that he found

Scribbles upon some Post-Its

Things he wished he could do

He lays them on the table

In a circular shape

Brings out the Lazy Susan

Oh, he can hardly wait

Now it's the time to tell you

All about this cup that he found

Now it's the time to tell you

All about this cup that he found

Lays it upon its bad side

Gives it a flick from his wrist

The cup begins to spin

There's a grin on his face

I wonder which Post-It

Will be nearest the base?

Now you have heard the ritual

Using this cup he has found

Look what the cup has chosen

See where the base comes to rest

During his rush hour journey

He must pass his first test

Will his fellow travellers

Experience a sense of distress?

He gets undressed.