Len's Lens Lyrics

And the cup decrees I must indulge in voyeurism

Not my cup of tea but therein lies the rub

I have nothing to assist me with my expedition

Found a tenner so I journeyed to the pub

Got talking to a fella named Len

Asks me If i'd like to see his catalogued collection

Mentions for a fee all items are for hire

An Aladdin's cave I choose myself a nice selection

Bunged him 20 sheets and marched off back to mine

All thanks to a fella named Len

He got telescopes, he got periscopes, he got microscopes, even kaleidoscopes

If looky looky what you you want

Len's lens

He got what you need

Len's Lens

If looky looky what you like

Len's gear's guaranteed

He got telescopes, he got periscopes, he got microscopes, even gynescopes

So I got my fix of what the experts label 'twitching'

Got my tripod out and splayed on Hackney Downs

But the pouring rain it got my viewing gear all steamed up

Funny looks, insults and threats to bring me down

Gonna have a word with Len

I'm all steamed up again

He got telescopes, he got periscopes, he got microscopes, even hydroscopes

If looky looky what you you want

Len's lens

He got what you need

Len's Lens

If looky looky what you like

Len's gear's guaranteed

He got telescopes, he got periscopes, he got microscopes, even gynescopes

If looky looky what you you want

Len's lens

He got what you need

Len's Lens

If looky looky what you like

Len's gear's guaranteed

He got telescopes, he got periscopes, he got microscopes, even myoscopes

If looky looky what you you want

Len's lens

He got what you need

Len's Lens

If looky looky what you like

Len's gear's guaranteed

If looky looky what you you want

Len's lens

He got what you need

Len's Lens

If looky looky what you like

Len's gear's guaranteed yeah!