A Not So Gradual Decline Lyrics

It's four o'clock in the morning

And I'm dressed, de-stressed and ready for thrills

Before the daylight's dawning

I'll be prowling down at Lavender Hill

I don't feel guilty

As the me that's here

Is not really me

More like a robot

Controlled by a thing that's made for holding some tea

I've been jumped

Gazumped

Clumped

Thumped

Humped

I've been bored

Ignored

Floored

But that was all before

A rim that looks a little grim

A base that's seen much better days

The bit for holding it is chipped

A cup that's gonna change my luck

In a hedge for hours

Cos the cup it said the times wasn't right

A special kind of shower

Will gives those passers by

A glow of delight

Emerging slowly

With a bladder filled to bursting with slash

Nine squirts

None hurt

But I guess you'd say I caused quite a splash

I've been jumped

Gazumped

Clumped

Thumped

Humped

I've been bored

Ignored

Floored

But that was all before

A rim that looks a little grim

A base that's seen much better days

The bit for holding it is chipped

A cup that's gonna change my luck

I've been jumped

Gazumped

Clumped

Thumped

Humped

I've been bored

Ignored

Floored

But that was all before

A rim that looks a little grim

A base that's seen much better days

The bit for holding it is chipped

A cup that's gonna change my luck

A rim that looks a little grim

A base that's seen much better days

The bit for holding it is chipped

A cup that's gonna change my luck