Everyone Hates Me Lyrics

I find violence fun lots of stuff that I have done

Makes me say I'm kind of dumb what the fuck have I become

I'm an often-drunk rotten cunt it's time to run 'cause I've got some

Clubs and knives and guns and I'm off to cut and slice your mum

Cheese and whiskers life is such an evil business

Am I just being vicious 'cause my penis itches

There isn't much I need for Christmas but I might beat your sisters

And eat your missus I fucking bet that she's delicious

These are delectable she says when we meet at a festival

And I tell her to be a respectable meek and directable

Neat and bespectacled semen receptacle

And eat my evil detestable penis and testicles

Yeah I've been feeling very numb lately

I've been staring at the sky like can anyone save me

Yesterday I raped twenty-one babies

Which I guess might be why everyone hates me

I'm a bastard who's gorgeous but my laughter's too raucous

I'm a rascal who orders pasta and asks for two courses

But this afternoon I walked straight past the food court 'cause

Today I ate the barbecued corpses of your charming cute daughters

I'm banned from all java juice stores 'cause they say nothing's as beastly

As me being disgusting and freaky and touching some faeces

While chucking a weewee and chuckling sweetly

So I threw poo in all their cups as if they'll fucking defeat me

Whenever I get high on pingers 'til I'm numb

I end up injuring my thumb while fingering my bum

Every night after I brush my teeth I fuck my niece

She's only six but I can't resist 'cause she does such nice queefs

Ah I've been feeling very glum strangely

Do you know any jokes wanna tell me one maybe

I fart a lot I've done some really smelly ones lately

Which may explain why everyone hates me

My dad was a fairly crappy scary chap he was rarely happy

When I came out of my mum's hairy snatch he was staring at me

He was glaring at me I was scared he'd slap me yeah he smashed me

In the head with a chair he bashed me while swearing at me

When I was still wearing nappies he said he's get me to despair

Then he led me to a lair where he fed me to a bear

I made a plan to escape but he figured out how to foil it

Then he fuckin' cut me up and flushed me down the toilet

It doesn't seem to bother me that I'm an unappealing oddity

Living sullenly and solemnly without even one redeeming quality

'Cause your mothers need some sodomy you're a bunch of faggots and pricks

And I could crush you cunts like a fuckin' packet of chips

I could go for some cocaine wanna sell me some maybe

I wanna take drugs 'til my sense of self becomes hazy

Why'd my mum make me she must be a very dumb lady

I may as well kill myself if everyone hates me