I Ain't No Little Bitch Lyrics

People need to realise that I ain't no little bitch

Some people try to give me shit and I hate those frickin' pricks

This one time I got a job doing some landscaping but geez

This one guy kept giving me shit there I am raking the leaves

And he keeps going on and on like aw dude you're working too slowly

And I'm like shut up you fuckin' cunt stupid jerk if you'd only

Shut your trap and let me do the shit maybe I'd get faster

I'm sick of your fuckin' crap what do you expect me to say aw yes master

But every two seconds the stupid bitch kept being irritating

I was thinking who does this dude reckon he's intimidating

He raced off to take a piss and while the prick was in the shitter

I visualised taking his face off with a whipper snipper

When he got back he sat in the shade to have some more soda

I grabbed a random lawn mower and ran his balls over

I was sick of that terd's behaviour do this do that oh don't be late

I did the world a favour 'cause now he won't procreate

As a kid I was often gentle and seldom masculine

And I couldn't box and wrestle like Kelvin Gastelum

Yeah there was this big dude at my school who used to kick me in the shins

Man was that bastard cruel after school he'd stick me in the bins

I thought he's too big for me to hit him I'll have to beat him my way

That night I went to the pantry to grab some freaking fly spray

I grabbed some laxatives then went to the shed to find some herbicide

I was more hell-bent on revenge than I can verbalise

Then I thought fuck it I'll also give him some rat poison for lunch

You may say that's going too far but nah that boy was a cunt

So I snuck it all into his lunch but he didn't notice anything suspicious

After he ate it I said hey mate how was your lunch was everything delicious

Then he fell down on the ground and started to shit and puke and twitch

Yeah see what you get when you mess with me I said you frickin' stupid bitch

So the fucking cunt got his stomach pumped but he was all good he didn't die

He never bullied me again after that he couldn't even look me in the eye

I remember this thick bitch with big tits who I used to fuck

She was a nuisance so in the end I had to get rid of the stupid slut

One day after she'd completed a dick licking session

She said hey listen for a second can I ask you a quick fricking question

I really like how you're always fucking my little snatch

But um would you be keen to come to my Christmas bash

I said nah I don't wanna come to your Christmas party you twerp

She said gee there's no need to be so friggin' snarky you jerk

Then I said hey you may say I'm sick you dumb slut

But all I want you to do is take my dick and shut ;up

Then I thought if I don't discipline this bitch she might say that I'm soft

So I slapped her so hard I thought her face would fly off

Then I grabbed her by the throat and threw her on the floor

Yeah howja like that you little bitch I said do you want some more

I held her down and stuck my dick in her cunt the little hoe was helpless

Then I fucked her so hard I friggin' broke her pelvis

I'm not gonna lie sometimes I get pretty frickin' pissed off

Like this one time when I had a job at a shitty fish and chip shop

The boss got cross and said I've been feeling that you've been being too mental

You keep smearing poo on the ceiling and stealing utensils

Aw mate I said you sure say the craziest stuff of course I

Take utensils 'cause you're as lazy as fuck and you don't pay me enough

Right he said but you can't punch and kick the other employees

Why I said they're a bunch of pricks and they fucking annoy me

Then someone else piped up and said yesterday I was tryna fry bacon

And he came up behind me and set fire to my apron

Shut up cunt I said next time I won't even need fire

I'll just fuckin' straight up drown your ass in the deep fryer

Then I let out all the rage and hatred that I'd been holding in

And got naked and beat everyone to death with a rolling pin

Yeah some people try to give me shit and I hate those frickin' pricks

These people need to realise that I ain't no little bitch