Throw You off the Roof Lyrics

Life's full of obstacles but I consider jumping the hurdles

Optional instead I get high and drunk and stumble in circles

I mumble and gurgle grumble and burble

Then fuck your mum 'til her cunt's all crumpled and purple

After humping a turtle I got kicked out of the pet store

In the shed behind my house there's a mountain of dead whores

I had lots of fun last month when I pounded your ex raw

But what the fuck does she have to send me thousands of texts for

When I get bored and feel like I don't have a reason to live

I like to go outdoors and show my penis to kids

I do what I want I don't give a shit how evil it is

God says I've done more evil deeds than he can forgive

I sprayed the whore next door in the face with a litre of jizz

The horrible slut gobbled it up like she was a pig

She says she has a man but my semen is sweeter than his

It was dribbling down her chin that bitch needed a bib

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I'll throw a baseball at your face and run off with your skateboard

And you'll do fucking nothing 'cause you're a soft little gaylord

If you complain I'll either throw my dirty jocks in your face or

Turn it up a notch and chop off your cock with a chainsaw

Yesterday I ate an old lady's vomit

It had bits of mould and cold gravy on it

To be honest I think my lack of self-control may be horrid

I spray acid at strollers and dissolve babies' foreheads

There's a whole shady forest full of bodies I've buried

I haven't been there in a while but by now it's prob'ly quite smelly

My friend Kelly said sorry my very oddly white belly

is wobbly like jelly but would you be keen on popping my cherry

I fucked her doggystyle then made her skin into a lampshade

I'm thinking of chopping off your head then giving you a bandaid

I don't give a fuck I'm one hell of freakin' loose cunt

I'll throw you off the roof then tell the police that you jumped

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I had a friend named Giuseppe but he didn't respect me

So I went directly to fetch my machete

I sliced his intestines into strips like spaghetti

Then threw them into the air like confetti

My friend Lana from Ghana wouldn't suck my large banana

But I felt calmer after I carved her apart with a sharp katana

Despite my laughter my entire life's a darn disaster

I've had bad karma ever since I farted on the Dalai Lama

Last month I used your mum's cunt it was gross

Her vagina was so loose it was like humping a ghost

Fuck all you motherfuckers I dream of cutting your throats

Me and bloodshed go together like butter and toast

I'm rough and verbose but you're as dumb as a post

You'll get punched in the nose while you're shuffling your notes

I know I'm tougher than most but I know you want some proof

You won't have many doubts about it once I throw you off the roof

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