Chapter Four Lyrics

He walks into the meeting

Not sure if this is right

He grabs a cookie and a chair

And fidgets half the night

Finally there's a pause

The leader turns to him

He stands and takes his hat off

And says "Hi, my name is Jim

And I'm an alcoholic

And I'm pretty darn good at it

But I think it's time to make a change

I think I've finally had it

Jimbo goes to rehab

Jimbo goes to rehab

The others all say "Welcome, Jim

Then with a strange grin on his face

He says "One time I was so drunk

I got sucked off into space

Another time I picked a fight

In a medieval bar

And had to nurse my busted lip

In our rocket hearse to Mars

Jimbo goes to rehab

Jimbo goes to rehab

They might think that he's quite mad

When Jimbo goes to rehab

The leader says "Wow! Thank you Jim

But Jim says "Wait, there's more

We started out to see the moon

But continued to explore

We came back to earth, then off to Mars

And we just knew that we'd be famous.

But went the wrong way coming home

And crashed into Uranus

Jimbo goes to rehab

Jimbo goes to rehab

They might think that he's quite mad

When Jimbo goes to rehab

Jimbo kept on talking

The others shuffled in their seats

He spun tales of war and aliens

Small victories and big defeats

He finally finished saying how they'd landed

Back on earth's sweet shore

By then the others had all taken

Twelve steps toward the door

Jimbo goes to rehab

Jimbo goes to rehab

They might think that he's quite mad

When Jimbo goes to rehab

Cheers!