Orange vs. Lager Lyrics

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

I think it's me

I think it's me

So said the color orange

In an orangey dream

All you could here was the creaking door hinge

And a quick-fading scream

As he said na na na na

Na na na na na

No one's harder to rhyme than me

Na na na na

Na na na na na

When you're coronating the king of the unrhymeables

My head is where the crown should be

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

I think it's me

I think it's me

So said nonalcoholic lager

As he played on his DS

He barely looked up from Frogger

But he would not acquiesce

As he said na na na na

Na na na na na

No one's harder to rhyme than me

Na na na na

Na na na na na

When you're hailing to the chief of the unrhymeables

I'll hold the presidency

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

I think it's me

I think it's me

The color orange

Thinks that it is more fringe

In the rhyming dictionary

But nonalcoholic lager

Is a real prolific blogger

Who says orange's claim

Is just fictionary

Lager runs a WordPress blog

With the color purple

And their most recent entry says

Orange, you little twerp, you'll

Never be harder to rhyme than me

Never be harder to rhyme than me

Na na na na

Na na na na na

No one's harder to rhyme than me

Na na na na

Na na na na na

When you're bowing to the prince of the unrhymeables

It's for me you'll bend your knee

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

I think it's me

I think it's me

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

Who's harder to rhyme

I think it's me

No, I think it's you