Tension Headache Christmas Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Well the holidays are coming again, and you know just what that means
Friends and family and fancy meals, and maybe nativity scenes
The tree is up, and the snow is down, and we got to deck each hall
But all I need for Christmas is ibuprofen and Tylenol
It's a tension headache Christmas
That's just how it goes
The carolers are a little loud
And my head hurts when it snows
It's a tension headache Christmas
But I'm still glad you're here
Cuz even with my headache
I'm still full of Christmas cheer
We'll meet under the mistletoe, a glass of eggnog will be just fine
On second thought, put that milk away, and pour me a glass of wine
The stockings are hung, and the cookies are out, at the North Pole, Santa's departing
But it only feels like Christmas now since I feel my migraine starting
It's a tension headache Christmas
That's just how it goes
The carolers are a little loud
And my head hurts when it snows
It's a tension headache Christmas
But I'm still glad you're here
Cuz even with my headache
I'm still full of Christmas cheer
The sleigh bells ring; there's jingling
I feel each bell inside my head
But even though my head hurts so
It's only cuz of Santa that I'm seeing red
It's a tension headache Christmas
That's just how it goes
The carolers are a little loud
And my head hurts when it snows
It's a tension headache Christmas
But I'm still glad you're here
Cuz even with my headache
I'm still full of Christmas cheer