The Internet's Out Lyrics

The Internet's out to dinner

I guess I wasn't invited

So I'm sitting here alone now

I bet I would have liked it

It's probably ordering eclairs

It knows how I love eclairs

I should check the garage

Make sure my car is still there

Because it's mine, as if the net would care

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(It's out to dinner)

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(Not getting any thinner)

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(Might take in a movie)

The Internet's out

The Internet is out

The Internet's out of order

This whole system's out of order

When I'm with it, time moves quickly

When I'm with it, days are shorter

I wonder what it's thinking

Cause I'm sure it's probably thinking

When it's out, what it is doing

Trying to get a breath of fresher air

Although it's mine, as if the net would care

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(It's out galavanting)

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(While I'm stuck here ranting)

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(Might take in a movie)

The Internet's out

The Internet is out

I cannot check my email

(I cannot check my email)

I cannot check my email

(I cannot check my email)

I cannot check my email

(I cannot check my email)

And all I want is an email from the Internet

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(It's out to dinner)

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(Not getting any thinner)

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

(Might take in a movie)

The Internet's out

The Internet is out

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

The Internet's out

The Internet is out