Another Magician Lyrics

I was excited to go to this restaurant

Is a sentiment that's almost true

I like to break the ice or score a "wow"

And I know just what I'll do

I'll get the table's attention and

Say hey this knife seems kind of weird

Then while they're watching me hold it

They'll suddenly see, it's disappeared

But there's another magician

At the same table, performing sleights

Yes, There's another magician

Guess I won't show off my tricks tonight…

Cuz there's another magician

He's got a good French drop, that's quite clear

Yeah there's another magician

Wish one of us could disappear

I was ready to make your ring vanish

I'd have faked throwing it across the room

I palm a penny, toss that instead

You see it fly — and then, kaboom

There's a deck of cards in my pocket and

Your three of clubs would end up under your plate

There was just three tricks I'd planned but

It appears I'm just too late

Cuz there's another magician

At the same table, performing sleights

There's another magician

Guess I won't show off my tricks tonight…

Cuz there's another magician

He's got a good false shuffle, that's quite clear

Yeah there's another magician

Wish one of us could disappear

Disappear

This guy's flashing his double lift

But still, ooh and ahhh you cry

He took my schtick, he got there first

So now I'm just another guy

I'm not a juggler, I don't tell jokes

So I resent this guy's intrusion

I like to be the surprise magic man

I guess it was all an illusion

Cuz there's another magician

At the same table, performing sleights

There's another magician

Guess I won't show off my tricks tonight…

Cuz there's another magician

He's got a good French drop, that's quite clear

Yeah there's another magician

Wish one of us could disappear